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In a revelation as surprising as finding a samosa at a salad bar, the legendary Rajinikanth is gearing up to play not one, not ten, but a staggering 47 versions of himself in the upcoming film ‘Loudspeaker’. Yes, you read that right — 47! This multiverse madness promises to blow your mind wider than a roadside vada pav stall during rush hour. Grab your popcorn, or better yet, a whole thali, because this story is about to get delightfully ridiculous.
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
“Loudspeaker”, produced by the mega-dynamic duo Rockline Venkatesh and KS Rama Rao, is slated to hit theaters on September 20, 2024. Rajinikanth, who has shattered box office records with films that make splitting atoms look easy, will play the lead. Insiders whisper (or shout) that Rajini’s stunt double had to hire a stunt double just to keep up. “It’s like watching a disco ball with rocket boosters,” said a lighting assistant’s cousin’s barber, who totally knows more than you about movie sets.
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
As news of 47 Rajinis broke, Twitter exploded faster than a soft drink left open on a scooter ride. #RajiniMultiverse trended worldwide with memes picturing Rajinikanth in every conceivable outfit. One viral meme even showed Rajini’s various selves arguing over who gets to wear the iconic sunglasses first. 98% of fans surveyed (sample size: three uncles from Chennai) expressed a mix of excitement and confusion. “Is it a film or an entire season of a TV show?” one fan pondered, while juggling his chai and vada.
Conspiracy Corner
Rumors swirl with the subtlety of a Bollywood dance number that the multiverse concept was inspired not by science fiction, but by Rajinikanth’s legendary habit of never forgetting a face — because apparently, every version of him remembers every other version’s favorite biryani spot. Some speculate the film might finally reveal how Rajini’s hair defies gravity and economics simultaneously. Coincidentally, a rogue spreadsheet leaked by a lighting technician lists 47 wardrobe budgets — each enough to clothe a small army but assigned to just one actor. Our cryptic source, an anonymous extra who never got a line, whispered, “If Rajini sneezes, it causes a cosmic ripple in at least five parallel dimensions.”
If Producers Went Full Banana
The script reportedly includes scenes where Rajinikanth battles himself using nothing but punchlines so sharp they made the scriptwriter chuckle uncontrollably. Plans for a dance-off featuring all 47 versions simultaneously are underway, promising moves so complex they may require patenting. Some producers toyed with the idea of having Rajini fight himself with 47 different superpowers — from laser beard lasers to teleporting lungis — but ultimately decided that was too much awesome for one movie. Special effects teams are bracing for their most intense caffeine-fueled month yet.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
The release date is only the beginning. Rumor has it that if the film breaks box office records (which it will, unless aliens abduct Rajini mid-shoot), the sequel might feature 100 versions of Rajinikanth battling an interdimensional villain who’s basically just a carbon copy of Rajini but with a bad moustache. Fans have already started petitions #BringBackTheRajiniDance and #JusticeForTheMultiverse. Rajini himself cryptically tweeted a sunglasses emoji followed by 47 clap emojis — presumably a cosmic hint or just a very enthusiastic thank you.
This cinematic cyclone will undoubtedly rewrite the book on multiverse madness and cinematic bravados. We’ll keep live-tweeting this chaos so you don’t have to.
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