Summary – Real headline, 200 % drama: Rajinikanth to star as 47 versions of himself in cosmic multiverse madness.,
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In an unprecedented cinematic venture, superstar Rajinikanth is all set to portray 47 different versions of himself in the upcoming multiverse-themed film titled Rajini Multiverse Mania. This ambitious project is stirring excitement and curiosity among fans and experts alike, blending cosmic storytelling with Bollywood flair.
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
The film, produced by Cosmic Cinema Studios, is scheduled for release on December 7, 2024. It promises an exploration of alternate realities where Rajinikanth appears as various characters such as:
- A chef
- A wizard
- A time-traveling barber
- A sentient dosa
An insider revealed that each Rajinikanth incarnation will feature a unique moustache style, some even glowing in the dark, which is being called revolutionary. Production has gone as far as consulting physics professors to rethink traditional theories to accommodate these multiple incarnations.
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
The announcement triggered an internet explosion, with 98% of the surveyed fans expressing excitement. Enthusiasts quickly launched petitions such as:
- #BringBackTheRajiniSidekick
- #OneRajiniIsNotEnough
- #JusticeForNonMoustachedRajini
Social media platforms are flooded with memes depicting Rajinikanth engaging in moustache curling contests with himself and delivering simultaneous punchlines that reportedly create laughter-induced black holes.
Conspiracy Corner
A popular theory suggests the film’s deeper agenda might be creating a Rajini-robot army, potentially making the actor replaceable and saving on coffee break costs. The trailer features a memorable scene where one Rajinikanth says to another, “I am you, but cooler,” followed by a spectacle where all ditch their moustaches for sunglasses, adding fuel to the speculation.
If Producers Went Full Banana
Rumors indicate the project might expand to include 100 Rajinikanths should the initial release perform well financially. A spin-off titled Rajini in the Fridge is also rumored, featuring versions of Rajinikanth solving mysteries inside a giant refrigerator. Additionally, Cosmic Cinema Studios is proposing a new cryptocurrency called PopcornCoin to fund side projects. Despite initial skepticism, fans are purchasing it eagerly, especially since it comes with a free moustache comb.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
While the official release date awaits final confirmation, fans anticipate a cinematic experience rich with Rajinikanth’s charm, including a soundtrack featuring 47 versions of him singing iconic catchphrases in diverse musical styles, from opera to dubstep.
Stay tuned to FAKY SHAKY News for ongoing updates from this cosmic Bollywood extravaganza.
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