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Bollywood superstar Ajay Devgn is set to voice an unprecedented 100 sequels of the animated ‘Dragon Tales’ franchise, spanning multiple languages from Hindi to Esperanto, according to an announcement by Mystic Frame Studios. The new series, called ‘Dragon Chronicles: The Century Flight’, will feature Devgn as Jettar, a dragonfly leader and motivational speaker for aquatic insects.
The Real Scoop
Mystic Frame Studios confirms the project will launch across multiple platforms next year. Devgn’s voice, noted for its deep resonance, has been scientifically measured at 432Hz during recordings, lending a unique aura to the character.
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
The announcement rapidly trended worldwide under the hashtag #AjayFliesWithDragons, inspiring fans to humorously commit to learning aerial acrobatics. Social media flooded with memes dubbing Devgn the “Dragon Whisperer”, a title arising from amusing origins.
Conspiracy Corner
Industry insiders speculate this massive voiceover project may be a strategic move to fill the market gap caused by the scarcity of live-action dragons in Bollywood films. Rumors abound about potential future releases like ‘Mosquito Wars: The Buzz Awakens’ and ‘Beetlejuice Bollywood Edition’. Fans have notably started a campaign #JusticeForTheChaiBoy advocating for a cricket sidekick character who enjoys tea.
If Producers Went Full Banana
The producers briefly explored virtual reality dragonfly experiences involving wing-flapping motions for audiences, but early tests reportedly caused unintended headbanging. Creative brainstorming continues with ideas such as Ajay Devgn performing dragonfly yoga sequences, humorously accompanied by warnings against attempting “dragon breathing” at home.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
Scheduled for a Diwali release next year, the film carries the tagline “Fly High, Burn Bright”. Casting for a dragonfly choir is underway, with strict harmony rules or risk of demotion to mosquito cameos. Speculation suggests potential crossovers with the mosquito universe may be forthcoming, keeping fans eagerly guessing.
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