Summary – Rajinikanth will play 47 versions of himself in a new multiverse movie; popcorn and moustache wax sales expected to soar.,
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Superstar Rajinikanth is set to take cinematic creativity to new heights by playing 47 different versions of himself in the much-anticipated multiverse film Rajiniverse Reloaded. This ambitious project, produced by Thalaiva Studios and scheduled for release in late 2025, promises fans a unique exploration of multiple universes with each Rajini sporting his own distinct personality and quirks.
The Real Scoop
The film will showcase everything from the classic moustache-twirling Rajini to a version who communicates solely through Bollywood lyrics. An official statement from the studio described the movie as “a tribute to every fan’s diverse perception of the Thalaiva legend.”
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
The announcement caused a viral sensation online, with the hashtag #Rajini47 trending #1 in three countries. Fans flooded social media with memes and jokes, including queries like “Which Rajini will have tea first?” and humorous concerns about popcorn consumption.
Conspiracy Corner
An anonymous insider humorously suggested that the true motive behind this 47-fold Rajini phenomenon is to corner the market on moustache wax and sunglasses. Fans have already started petitions, notably requesting a 48th version: a Rajini-turned-chef serving spicy dialogues alongside biryani.
If Producers Went Full Banana
Rumors indicate the roster might include bizarre versions such as “Rajini on a camel,” “Rajini in zero gravity,” and even “Rajini as a talking parrot.” One humorous rejected idea involved a Rajini in a swimsuit, which was vetoed due to fan shock. The production budget also allocates funds for “moustache hairs reflectometry” to capture the perfect gleam signature to each Rajini’s character aura.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
Rajiniverse Reloaded is shaping up more like a festival of Rajinikanth-ness than a traditional movie. Anticipation has already sparked discussions about possible sequels, spin-offs, and even a Rajini-themed amusement park. While the multiverse remains precarious under the weight of so many Rajinis, one certainty is that popcorn and existential confusion will skyrocket.
Final Word
Despite the seemingly outlandish premise, the news is genuine — confirmed through multiple sources including a warmly trusted lighting assistant’s cousin’s barber in Chennai.
Stay tuned to FAKY SHAKY News for ongoing updates on this Rajini revolution and all its related industry chuckles.
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