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In an unexpected twist that surprised absolutely no one except the studio accountant, James Gunn has taken the helm of the latest DC superhero extravaganza and is apparently rebooting everything—again. Fans were left clutching their utility belts as news surfaced that the new Warner Bros. flick is soaring higher than a caffeinated Superman on a sugar rush. But buckle up: the chaos has only just begun.
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
So here’s the legit deal: James Gunn, yes, that James Gunn, director of the Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy and beloved purveyor of cosmic quips, is now directing a DC Comics movie for Warner Bros., aiming to reboot the whole shebang. The movie is reportedly succeeding in rebooting both the studio and its most prized comic book franchise, which is honestly as impressive as a bald eagle riding a unicorn across the Justice League headquarters. Sources whisper that the film combines action, humor, and—hold onto your cape—a snack break that lasts longer than some entire superhero origin stories.
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
Unsurprisingly, the internet exploded. Twitter timelines were more cluttered than Batman’s utility belt with hashtags like:
- #GunnSavesDC
- #SnackHero
- #WhyNotBoth
One anonymous insider, who insists on being called “a lighting assistant’s cousin’s barber,” revealed, “I saw a behind-the-scenes photo where James Gunn was mid-snack and still directing a fight scene. The man is a multi-tasking legend.” Meanwhile, fan groups have launched petitions demanding that the snack break scene be extended into a standalone series—because nothing says superhero endurance like 23 minutes of munching with one eye on the action.
Conspiracy Corner
Conspiracy theorists are in full form, claiming this reboot is Warner Bros.’ secret plan to prepare for the Multiverse to merge with the Snackverse, a dimension allegedly filled with sentient chips and dip villains. “James Gunn is actually a Snackverse agent,” claims one particularly passionate Reddit user, “and this film is the first step to exposing us all to the delicious truth.” Others speculate that the number of plot twists—currently at 47 and counting—signals a hidden message in ancient DC lore. Our recommendation: keep an eye on your snacks during the movie; you might find yourself rethinking your popcorn choices.
If Producers Went Full Banana
Creative sources reveal the production team toyed with wildly ridiculous ideas before settling on the final cut. These included:
- a superhero dance-off judged by Aquaman himself (rumored to be played by Jason Momoa)
- a musical number featuring Batman rapping about his feelings
- a villain cameo by a talking sandwich named “Sub-Marine”
When asked about these scrapped scenes, a Warner Bros. insider chuckled, “We like to think of them as ‘Gunn’s Greatest Hits (Unreleased Edition).’” The studio even commissioned a limited edition action figure of the snack break scene—a move considered bold enough to rival Sonic the Hedgehog’s casting controversies.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
As the credits roll, expect a post-credits scene more baffling than a riddle posed by the Riddler after three espressos. Early leaks hint at a surprise cameo that connects the DC universe with, wait for it, a popular 80s sitcom reboot. We won’t spoil it here, but trust us, it’s as shocking as Batman showing up to a board meeting wearing Crocs.
We’ll keep live-tweeting this chaos so you don’t have to.
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