Summary – Jeremy Rudd’s viral 80s slasher short just got a feature-length makeover, and it’s neon, bloody, and gloriously bonkers.,
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Hold onto your VHS tapes and sharpen those plastic knives, horror fans! Writer-director Jeremy Rudd is resurrecting his 1980s-set slasher spectacle with a feature-length expansion that dives deep into a neon-lit nightmare. What began as a viral short film has now evolved into a full-blown terror train destined for your nearest screen, boasting more scream queens, synth sounds reminiscent of a robot doing jazz hands, and kills so stylish they put disco balls to shame.
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
Jeremy Rudd, known for his terrifying yet budget-conscious creativity, has turned his viral short into a feature film. The story remains faithful to its 1980s roots—think leg warmers, perm hairstyles, and classic slasher tropes delivered with a wink sharp enough to cause retinal damage. Fans can expect heightened levels of blood, suspense, and a soundtrack that would embarrass your uncle’s mixtape. Insider whispers hint that the budget has nearly doubled, landing somewhere between “we’re really passionate” and “someone broke the piggy bank.”
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
The internet reacted explosively when the feature announcement hit, with hashtags like #SlasherTooSlasher and #MoreBloodPlease trending for a solid 47 minutes—the pinnacle of today’s online buzz standards. Memes showcasing the villain brandishing absurd weapons like a glittery boomerang and an irate garden gnome spread like wildfire. A staggering 98% of fans surveyed (based on a small but dedicated basement group) admitted to being simultaneously terrified and excited for potential sequels, spin-offs, and even a chainsaw-singing Broadway musical.
Conspiracy Corner
An anonymous source, supposedly connected through a chain of casual acquaintances, revealed the true motive behind the expansion: “Jeremy just loves 80s aerobics and wanted an excuse for more neon leg warmers.” Other theories propose that the villain is a misunderstood motivational speaker who “kills to inspire,” or that the film metaphorically critiques 1980s workout culture gone rogue. The studio, while reserved, confirmed that the new film features exactly one more jump scare than the short—prompting questions about measuring terror.
If Producers Went Full Banana
During budget meetings, producers debated casting the villain as a cuddly raccoon to subvert expectations but feared the furry menace would distract horror fans with its charm. They also considered filming parts of the movie in reverse to “un-see” the kills, but dismissed it for confusion. An early draft featured a musical number titled “Slasher Disco Inferno,” which was thankfully scrapped after initial rehearsals led to injuries and uncontrollable laughter.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
With a release date looming, fans are prepping popcorn and bracing for what promises to be the most neon-soaked slasher event since the killer cassette tape was invented. Rumors swirl about a sequel trilogy, graphic novel prequel, and a virtual reality experience allowing viewers to wield the killer’s weapon of choice—with fake blood included. This expansion is set to carve its place in horror history books, or at least the 80s culture coffee table books no one truly reads but everyone owns.
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