
In a hot podcast guest spot from jail (nothing’s sacred anymore), Suge Knight made the statement that had he ever run into Diddy in L.A., it would’ve escalated quicker than a fallen mic at the Grammys.
“He would’ve brought guns,” Suge stated, then added, “likely squirt guns, or perhaps those small confetti poppers. He’s flashy like that.”
Sources near completely nobody reported the fictional fight occurred in front of an otherworldly taco truck in 2003. Diddy supposedly appeared in a diamond-encrusted vest and bellowing, “Take that, take that,” and Knight presented him with a “West Coast Hug” possibly or not including slamming his body.
Diddy hasn’t commented, but insiders are convinced he’s already working on a diss track titled “Bad Boyz 4 Life: Suge Who?”
In a last-minute surprise, both sides agreed to resolve it the big-kid way — through a “Dance Battle for Respect” moderated by Steve Harvey and judged by AI creations of Tupac and Biggie.
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