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In a move more shocking than Jon Snow’s true parentage, sources confirm that an actual dragon crashed the set of HBO’s House of the Dragon, causing chaos, awe, and a sudden spike in dragon-related merchandise sales. While fans were already expecting fire-breathing mayhem from their screens, no one anticipated this fiery guest appearance to be so… real.
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
During the filming of a crucial scene in House of the Dragon Season 2, a creature described as “a weirdly large iguana on steroids with a really bad attitude” swooped in unexpectedly. Production was paused as the cast and crew stared in disbelief, questioning if this was an elaborate practical effect or a new immersive acting technique. It turned out to be a live reptilian visitor unaccounted for.
The dragon reportedly:
- Casually incinerated a prop throne
- Demanded more catering services
HBO commented, “We always wanted authenticity; this is just us taking it to the next level.”
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
Social media exploded faster than Daenerys’s dragons on their best days. The hashtag #DragonGate trended worldwide with fans and meme accounts speculating whether the dragon had been cast as the next Targaryen.
Highlights include:
- A viral tweet showing the dragon signing contracts for Season 3 bearing sunglasses and a leather jacket
- A fan petition #DragonForEmmy demanding the mythical beast be awarded “Best Supporting Flare-Up”
- Experts note 98% of those surveyed (sample size three, definitely not dragons) cheerfully supported the move
Conspiracy Corner
Various theories have emerged:
- Political analysts suggest the event is a clever PR stunt by HBO to overshadow competitors like Netflix’s fantasy offerings
- Rumors say the dragon’s agent, “Smokey McFlame,” orchestrated the incident
- Some fans interpret the dragon as a metaphor for the cast’s fiery passion or a sign of the apocalypse
If Producers Went Full Banana
Producers loved the spontaneous change so much they have requested script rewrites to accommodate the dragon’s demands, including:
- Increased screen time
- A personal spit-polished throne
Early concepts feature the dragon hosting a cooking show, “Flames & Frames,” critiquing medieval dishes with literal fire testing. The lighting and stunt teams have started dragon safety courses and moonlight as dragon wranglers. The dragon’s agent declined comment but was overheard negotiating for a dragon-sized trailer and a lifetime supply of grilled chicken.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
The dragon has reportedly taken a liking to the show’s director, often seen perched nearby during takes, possibly consulting on ambiance or scowling at poor lighting choices. HBO teased fans with a cryptic tweet:
You thought it was just special effects? Think again. #DragonInCharge
Meanwhile, Jon Snow was last seen polishing his sword with extra vigor, perhaps preparing for a rematch or a friendly fire dance-off.
Stay tuned to FAKY SHAKY News for ongoing updates on this unprecedented medieval meltdown!
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