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In a move that has sent cinematic universes into existential crises, the legendary Rajinikanth is reportedly set to play not one, not ten, but 47 variations of himself in an upcoming mega-film extravaganza. Yes, you heard that right — as many versions of himself as there are types of masala dosa recipes in South India (which, trust us, is a lot).
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
This film, tentatively titled ‘Rajiniverse Reloaded: The Curry Chronicles’, is produced by Super Star Studios and slated for a Diwali 2025 release. The cast reportedly includes everyone’s favorite Rajinikanth — multiple times over — along with a supporting cast trying desperately to remember which version of Rajini is talking to them. The director, who wished to remain anonymous but was whispered from a lighting assistant’s cousin’s barber, said, “We are pushing the boundaries as far as the comic-book multiverse goes, but with more sunglasses and punch dialogues.”
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
Ever since the announcement, social media has been as chaotic as a cricket match interrupted by sudden monsoon rains. The hashtag #Rajini47 has been trending for 48 hours straight with 98% of fans surveyed — a sample size of three, but still scientific — expressing excitement, confusion, and an overwhelming urge to start a fan petition #MoreRajiniMoreFun.
Meanwhile, an anonymous fan meme-generator lamented, “Trying to Photoshop 47 Rajinis into a single frame is harder than explaining quantum physics to my dog.”
Conspiracy Corner
Conspiracy theorists have naturally jumped into hyperdrive, suggesting:
- Rajinikanth might finally break the space-time continuum,
- Each Rajini will represent a different genre — from romantic comedy to noir thriller to a cooking show host,
- One particularly wild theory whispered at a chai shop claims the 47th Rajini is actually Rajinikanth’s pet lizard, finally getting its deserved screen time.
If Producers Went Full Banana
Rumors have it that the production budget is so high it rolled over the GDP of a small country, mainly because each Rajini requires his own tailor, stunt double, and stylist to maintain impeccable mustache standards. Sources say the editing room looks like a Marvel headquarters crossed with a blender, and that the post-production team drinks at least 15 cups of coffee per shot to keep up.
In a bold marketing move, the film plans to release 47 trailers — one for each Rajini — causing some fans to joke that sitting through all the previews might count as a part-time job. And if that wasn’t enough, there’s talk of releasing the movie in 47 languages, including some dialects previously thought extinct.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
As the sequel teases already swirl (because, of course, there will be sequels — probably 47 of them), fans speculate whether the movie will end on a typical Rajini punch dialogue or a mind-boggling cliffhanger involving a time-traveling Rajini riding a rooster. Either way, we expect a tsunami of memes, TikToks, and endless debates on which Rajini is the ultimate Rajini.
Q: Is this real?
A: Unfortunately, yes. We triple-Googled and our revere-for-Rajini-meter just exploded.
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