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In an astounding cinematic announcement, the legendary Rajinikanth is set to portray 47 distinct versions of himself in a multiverse extravaganza dubbed the ‘Rajiverse’. Scheduled for release in 2025, the film titled ‘Rajiniverse: The Infinite Swing’ promises an eclectic mix of characters ranging from a space cowboy to a coffee barista combating evil robots addicted to decaf coffee.
The Real Scoop
The project is a daring attempt to tap into the current popular trend of multiverse storytelling, but with a unique Desi flair. Sources from Super Star Studios — famously run by Rajinikanth’s pet parrot — divulged that the superstar will sport a new moustache style for each of the 47 characters, emphasizing his refusal to repeat looks. Although budget details remain under wraps, insiders joke that the film’s cost could be comparable to the GDP of a small country.
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
Social media exploded with enthusiasm, launching the hashtag #RajiniverseChallenge which sparked a flood of creative fan art and memes. Popular ones included Rajinikanth depicted as a quantum physicist explaining multiverse theories with chalkboards filled with lists resembling groceries. Additionally, a fan-driven petition for #JusticeForTheMoustache calls for individual action figures celebrating each unique facial hair style, with overwhelming fan support.
Conspiracy Corner
Some conspiracies theorize that the numerous Rajini iterations aim to secure an Oscar win by overwhelming competitors. Another speculation is Rajinikanth’s plan to outshine upcoming K-Cinema multiverse productions by providing a Bollywood Avengers experience, but with more signature sunglasses and less CGI.
If Producers Went Full Banana
Producers toyed with the idea of letting audiences vote live on their favorite Rajini versions during screenings but dismissed it, fearing chaos. A potential spin-off series featuring Rajini’s pet parrot navigating the multiverse is also rumored. The script underwent 15 rewrites to keep Rajini’s versions below 50, as higher numbers reportedly crashed studio servers. The editing suite now doubles as a shrine to Rajini’s sunglass collection, notably worn in 39 variations across the multiverse.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
The project is just the beginning of a sprawling ‘Rajiniverse’ streaming service meant for binge-watching every Rajini simultaneously until viewers are mesmerized. Merchandise plans include inflatable Rajini figures, Rajini-themed mango lassi, and a voice assistant that recites only Rajini catchphrases, cementing his status as the king of product placement.
Q&A Box (Because Why Not?)
- Is this real? – Yes. Confirmed via triple-Googling and an approving screech from Rajini’s pet parrot.
- Will he still have the same hairstyle? – No, each universe features a new hairstyle.
Stay tuned to FAKY SHAKY News for live updates on this iconic cinematic chaos.
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