Summary – Real headline, 200 % drama with Doctor Strange and Thor’s multiverse tussle.,
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In a surprising turn of events within the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), Doctor Strange and Thor are reportedly embroiled in a heated dispute over multiverse rights, drawing comparisons to family quarrels over the last slice of pizza. Behind-the-scenes sources describe the situation as far more complex than usual superhero disagreements, likening it to assembling IKEA furniture with instructions in Klingon.
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
Marvel Studios’ upcoming film, “Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness”, starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Chris Hemsworth, has inadvertently sparked a legal tussle. Thor’s camp claims contract clauses granting him exclusive rights to certain multiverse dimensions, whereas Doctor Strange’s team argues that the multiverse is public domain—comparable to poor Wi-Fi at Comic-Con.
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
The fan community erupted on social media, divided into two camps:
- #TeamThorsHammer
- #TeamStrangesSpells
The public’s humor peaked with viral tweets and petitions like #UniteTheUniverse, calling for an end to the superhero drama to refocus on saving worlds rather than fighting over them.
Conspiracy Corner
An insider, humorously described as a “lighting assistant’s cousin’s barber,” hinted at a more bizarre root cause. Allegedly, Stormbreaker (Thor’s weapon) is jealous of Doctor Strange’s iconic cape and has been mumbling Norse spells, unintentionally opening portals through which Loki’s mischief infiltrates timelines. This may explain the recent rise of double Thor action figure sightings worldwide.
If Producers Went Full Banana
Marvel producers reportedly considered capitalizing on the chaos with a spin-off titled “Thor vs. Strange: The Ultimate Multiverse Showdown.” This imaginary feature would include a rap battle judged by Groot and Rocket Raccoon, with Korg managing concessions involving rock candy and cosmic popcorn. Negotiations for Groot’s referee role remain ongoing.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
Despite the internal chaos, production on the film continues unabated. Marvel Studios reassured fans that the multiverse will stay expansive, complicated, and confusing. Meanwhile, Benedict Cumberbatch has been seen practicing eye rolls for press tours, and Chris Hemsworth challenged Doctor Strange to a hammer-throwing contest, which reportedly ended in an expensive window repair.
Stay tuned for more updates on this dramatic and entertaining conflict from FAKY SHAKY News!
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