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Hold onto your popcorn buckets, cinephiles and bookworms alike: HOLYWATER, the AI tech juggernaut moonlighting as a Hollywood scriptwriter, has unveiled its latest innovation — My Drama! This vertical-series-generating app promises to craft more plot twists than your ex’s Instagram stories and does so faster than a director’s meltdown on a movie set.
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
HOLYWATER, already known for its My Passion app that churns out books like a caffeinated novelist on a deadline, is now diving into the precarious art of vertical series storytelling. The company claims that My Drama employs a technique called “Neuro-Synaptic Plotting” to tailor stories dynamically — essentially watching your app usage patterns and judging your TV preferences harder than your nosy uncle at family dinners.
The CEO boldly stated, “Our mission is to transform idle thumb swiping into genuine emotional rollercoasters.” Insider whispers from a HOLYWATER coder’s barista’s girlfriend suggest that the app can produce an entire season of soap operas faster than you can say “cliffhanger.”
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
The announcement quickly set Twitter ablaze, with reaction gifs flying like popcorn in an uncovered microwave. The hashtag #MyDramaOrMyMama trended as users humorously offered to let the app write their love lives, reportedly leading to hilarious results. One viral meme even imagined an AI-generated script where the hero tragically loses Wi-Fi mid-confession, igniting a wave of therapy referrals nationwide.
Amid the humor, a fan petition by a group called The Vertical Veterans demands the addition of a new feature: “Write My Drama But Make It Cheese.” They argue that vertical series have become too emotionally complex and want AI to inject joyful ridiculousness, likened to a cat chasing a laser pointer in a garlic shop.
Conspiracy Corner
Some conspiracy theorists speculate that HOLYWATER aims to replace all human creatives with AI overlords. An anonymous “insider” — rumored to be the studio’s janitor’s yoga class neighbor — claimed, “Next, they’ll have My Drama writing Oscars speeches… and maybe a whole movie in Klingon.”
Despite such wild theories, HOLYWATER insists their AI respects artistic integrity. However, early beta testers report peculiar suggested plotlines including:
- Frequent dance breaks
- Unpredictable llama cameos
- “Philosophical Sandwich Chapters”
Whether these are bugs or intended features remains unclear.
If Producers Went Full Banana
Imagine HOLYWATER pitching My Drama at Cannes: “Our AI can create emotional vertical content faster than you can swipe up on a story!” A studio executive reportedly joked back, “Can it write me out of my contract, too?” If so, the app might soon be signing more deals than a Hollywood agent.
Further, the tech boasts integration with My Passion to generate instant book tie-ins. So, after bingeing an AI-generated series, a novel might suddenly appear on your phone, detailing characters’ dreams, alternate dimensions, and questionable fashion choices. Because who wouldn’t want an existential crisis served with a side of leather jackets?
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
HOLYWATER’s My Drama is slated to launch next quarter, leaving fans and critics buzzing about a future where favorite shows might emerge from a caffeinated server farm rather than a human writer’s room. Will this mark the end of predictable plotlines, or the dawn of an era where robots claim the Oscars? Only time — and perhaps an overdose of screen time — will tell.
Stay tuned to FAKY SHAKY News for all the latest industry chuckles and live updates on this unfolding drama!
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