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In a revelation that’s shaking the cosmos harder than a toddler with a tambourine, cinematic legend Rajinikanth is reportedly gearing up to portray a staggering 47 different versions of himself in the upcoming multiverse extravaganza “Rajinikanth Multiverse Madness” — set to beam into theaters on December 25, 2025. Brace yourselves, because excellence has officially gone meta, and rumor mills (which we believe are run by caffeinated squirrels) are bubbling with hilarious speculations about the chaos to come.
The Real Scoop (Seriously)
According to a press release from Rajni Multiverse Studios — yes, that’s a real company name now — this ambitious project will feature the superstar in roles so varied, even his fan club president’s neighbor’s cat is bewildered. The film will showcase everything from ‘Rajinikanth the Cowboy Alien’ to ‘Rajinikanth the Time-Traveling Chaiwala’, promising a plot twist at every popcorn kernel.
Sources say the star himself joked on set, “If I have to play this many roles, I might need a clone or twenty. Does anyone know a good scientist?”
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
As usual, the internet has responded with the maturity and solemnity one expects from a fandom coping with such news. Twitter exploded into a frenzy of memes, hashtags, and fan art — including a viral image of Rajinikanth versions stacked like a human Jenga tower.
One viral tweet claimed, “This is more parallel universes than I have brain cells,” prompting a debate among physicists and fans alike.
A sample poll by FAKY SHAKY News, with an impressive sample size of three, disclosed that 98% of fans are prepared to re-watch the film approximately 16,000 times — or at least until their popcorn runs out.
Conspiracy Corner
Whispers from behind studio curtains suggest that this multiverse venture is secretly a coded message: that Rajinikanth might just be everywhere, all at once, waiting to teach the universe the art of style and humility simultaneously.
An anonymous source (the lighting assistant’s cousin’s barber) confided, “We think they’re secretly filming in so many locations, even Google Maps is confused.”
Public fan petitions like #BringBackTheSnailCut and #JusticeForTheChaiBoy have gained traction, demanding nods to every iconic Rajinikanth look in the multiverse timeline.
If Producers Went Full Banana
Producers have reportedly upped the ante by confirming at least five different scriptwriters are currently fighting over coffee mugs as they attempt to weave together the multiverse plot, which reportedly involves:
- Flying scooters
- Talking trees
- An intergalactic dance-off that could only be described as ‘pure Rajini jazz hands’
An executive producer allegedly quipped, “If this doesn’t break the box office, we might just sell pre-rolled popcorn bags with individual Rajinikanth quotes.”
Rumor has it there’s also a secret Easter egg involving a squirrel with attitude — the true hero of the saga.
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
As we wait with bated breath and buttered popcorn, the question remains whether viewers will be able to keep up with the dizzying number of Rajinikanth personas or if this multiverse masterpiece will simply cause a pleasant headache (served with a side of masala chai).
Either way, it’s safe to say that Rajinikanth is literally everywhere these days — literally and figuratively. Stay tuned to FAKY SHAKY News as we continue to live-tweet this chaos so you don’t have to.
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