Summary – Siddhant Chaturvedi’s laser eyes join ‘Kalki 2898 AD’ in an intergalactic mashup of sci-fi and Indian cinema, 200% drama included.,
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In an exciting blend of Tollywood, Hollywood, and Bollywood, Siddhant Chaturvedi has joined the star-studded cast of the much-anticipated sci-fi epic Kalki 2898 AD. Sources reveal that Siddhant was recently spotted practicing his “laser eyes,” a quirky preparation that insiders say is for his role—though onlookers joke he might have been searching for his phone.
The Real Scoop
Directed by Nag Ashwin, Kalki 2898 AD promises a grand sci-fi experience, featuring Siddhant alongside South Indian superstars Prabhas and Amitabh Bachchan. Amazon Studios is backing the film, slated for release sometime in 2024 when “the stars align.”
Internet Meltdown & Meme-Quake
The internet exploded with creativity responding to Siddhant’s laser eye antics, resulting in a flood of memes including:
- Siddhant wearing a space helmet made from a pickle jar
- Photoshops of him riding a robotic unicorn through futuristic Hyderabad
- Tweets joking about his laser eyes frying Wi-Fi and sending Netflix bills to Mars
The hashtag #LaserSiddhant trended wildly with fans humorously demanding real-life laser eye upgrades.
Conspiracy Corner
Several entertaining rumors have surfaced, such as:
- Siddhant’s laser eyes being a secret government experiment to fight alien invasions or power outages in Mumbai
- His ability to shoot Wi-Fi-fixing rays if generously tipped
- Nag Ashwin grooming him as Bollywood’s next superhero featuring laser-powered dance moves
If Producers Went Full Banana
Imaginations run wild with ideas like:
- Characters developing laser sneezes that cause tachyon-powered nasal explosions
- Space goats trained to herd asteroids
- Holographic posters that follow fans around demanding they watch the movie
- Using collective audience laughter to power the film’s visual effects for eco-friendly energy
Roll Credits… Or Do They?
With the gravitas of Amitabh Bachchan, the charm of Prabhas, and Siddhant Chaturvedi’s laser eye training, Kalki 2898 AD promises an interstellar fusion of masala and state-of-the-art special effects. Amazon Studios is committed to overcoming any post-production hurdles while fans have launched the petition #BeamMeUpSiddhant for a behind-the-scenes documentary on his laser eye regimen.
Is this real? Yes, after multiple checks across cosmic schedules and Google, the buzz is confirmed.
Stay tuned to FAKY SHAKY News for more industry chuckles and updates on this intergalactic mashup of cinema!
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